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[25 Apr 2004|10:53pm]

gah! the lighting and backdrop and hair just make the entire shot look like crap. the clothes don't look very good either, from what i can tell.

one of the recent dior spreadsCollapse )
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[25 Apr 2004|03:10pm]

What's up with jewelled thongs? It's not enough that you're expected to go around with a piece of string wedged up your ass, now it's a piece of string with hard lumps on.

Give me a nice pair of big pants anyday :)
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n3wb1e!!!!1111one!! [18 Apr 2004|06:41pm]

[ mood | nervous newbie ]

hey. i'm new.

my name's seán.
i'm 16 and from glasgow, scotland.

i'm lovin' -
big fuck off sunglasses
customised band t-shirts
plain non-ripped denim

i fucking hate -
ripped denim taken to the fucking extreme
any false tanning methods taken to the extreme
g0thzz & m0sh0rzzZzz!11one (it's a phase we all went through years ago and it does not need repeated. really) i extra hate leather trenchcoats

are you always meant to include pictures when you post on this community?

if so this is meCollapse )


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[16 Apr 2004|10:57pm]

[ mood | amused ]

I know it's not to bad.. but this guys hat was a little much.


Guys hatCollapse )

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[23 Feb 2004|11:00am]
GASP! Someone threw up on Dorothy's ruby slippers!
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apperently we have colonized the moon... [27 Jan 2004|10:18am]

[ mood | dorky ]

i found some very odd articles of clothing while browsing though some web sites yesterday... thoguht i'd share.

ugly is just a click away!Collapse )

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[25 Jan 2004|09:30pm]

[ mood | amused ]

i stumbled across your community while browsing around lj... and omg!!! its the best thing ever! i looked though the first few posts and practically pissed my pants. so yeah, i'm jocelynn i'm 16 and i would love to strangle whoever came up with the idea of red mascara...what a hideous mistake. thats all for now.

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the artist formerly know as aeht [22 Jan 2004|04:35pm]

I don't think I can take much more...

Coming up next - PROM FASHION CRIMES!!! Heh...
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[17 Jan 2004|06:23pm]

[ mood | aggravated ]

ok.. if youre a 'goth' thats wonderful.. all the power to you..



The Crow is NOT a guide for fashion or makeup

this mini rant was inspired by my visit to the mall and found a gaggle of 15 year olds with spiderwebs, hearts and vines drawn all over their faces with pencil eyeliner

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Is YR Ass Juicy? [09 Jan 2004|07:47pm]

[ mood | cranky ]

What the HELL is up with those ugly-ass "jogging pants" that are so low-cut that yr ass-crack shows, and so tight that it looks like you were sewn into them, and (worst of all) has the word "JUICY" or something involving the word "JUICY" emblazoned on them-- RIGHT ON THE ASS.

Sure, one could call my ass "Juicy", but I sure as hell wouldn't let them *read* that word *off* my ass. And, honestly, if they called it "juicy" to my face, I'd probably knock them the fuck out.

SOMEBODY end this ugly fashion trend. It makes me totally fucking ill... because most of the girls wearing these pants have NO ass whatsoever... certainly not a "juicy" one.

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#1 Reason to drop money on a camera phone? [31 Dec 2003|02:41pm]

You know that "trend" with the sweat pants with the words embroidered on the ass? I *so* wish I had a camera when I was ice skating and saw some twit wearing a pink sweat suit with the words "bling bling" across the ass.

Yup. "Bling" across one cheek, "Bling" across the other.

I really need to start taking a camera with me everywhere I go.
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WHY GOD WHY?! [14 Dec 2003|06:13am]

[ mood | amused ]


This site. Sounds like it would be a great idea, right? You pick the fabric, the color, the design components. No. No, *this* is what happens when good ideas go horribly awry. Click the photos page if you don't believe me. I dare you!

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Only Bjork Could Wear This Dress... [12 Dec 2003|06:11am]

[ mood | amused ]

I love Bjork to death. LOVE HER. Might take a bullet for her, I dunno. But Bjork, darling, WTF?Collapse )

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[08 Dec 2003|09:53pm]
Wrong on so many levels;
I'll stop torturing you all now.
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mannequins. [05 Dec 2003|05:23pm]

[ mood | confused ]

this isn't exactly a fashion crime, but i think it counts. this has baffled me since i was a child. why do mannequins that have no arms, no legs, and no head still have nipples?

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[01 Dec 2003|03:41pm]
I was walking down the hall, minding my own business and suddenly...
I SAW THESE Not only are they the ugliest things -ever- but someone actually paid $100 for these.
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I wish that I had my camera with me... [29 Nov 2003|08:12pm]

[ mood | amused ]

So that I could show you the moving violation I witnessed the other day. The first thing that I noticed on the woman walking in front of me was her feet. She was wearing a type of red fishnet stockings, but with very large gaps in the netting. Is there a term for that kind of fishnet? It was almost like a real fish net, the gaps were much bigger than what you would normally associate with that term. Well, anyway...she had her feet in mid-height pointed black pumps, straight-legged blue jeans with about three inches of rolled-up hem, and a navy men's blazer. It was such a treat that I nearly laughed out loud.

What is with this flipping up of jeans hems anyways? It just looks stupid. I always want to ask the wearer

"Did you mommy forget to hem your new jeans?"

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[24 Nov 2003|10:19pm]

I was looking for some warm winter boots....when i realized the horror of the socalled fashion trend of high heels.
Sorry to those who find narrow pointy toes squished out of their natural toe shape, along with a long heel, attractive....well, to each our own...but this is my pet peeve today. All the boots that resonated with me had these unbelievable heels...thus i remain bootless yet another year.
I smiled or more likely SMIRKED at the size of these heels
thinking "whatever who the hell would actually WEAR these shoes?!"
I COUNTED...atleast five to seven women on one subway car were afflicted with this rare fashion disease (smirk, snarf i am teasing dear heel wearers, please don't take this to heart)
and they could barely stand up straight.

(my roomate just walked into the room as i am writing this...to add some irony to this ranting, she laughed b/c i was sitting on a tiny kids chair...elf size....)

oh, bother..
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[21 Nov 2003|09:43am]

[ mood | sick ]


A total disgrace to fashion and so fucking tacky...


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